Chris From Kinky Testers: Tenga 3D Polygon Review

I always love the design of Tenga products, their sleek, minimal aesthetics that to the untrained eye give no indication of their true function. This very much holds true for this TENGA 3D Polygon male masturbator, modelled as piece of abstract geometric modern art sculpture, mounted in it’s own display case. It could easily be mistaken as some novelty from a gadget shop, alongside a Newton’s cradle and Rubik’s cube. Continue reading

Chris Kinnk: Fleshlight Ice Lady Crystal Review

Flashlight are to male sex toys what Gillette are to male grooming products. They are synonymous and the standard all other brands try to compete with. The entire Fleshlight range is made up of variations of a tried, tested and very successful formula. A male stroking tube, with unique soft flesh like SuperSkin central tube mounted in a hard plastic case. The variation lies in the textured pattern on the inside of the flesh tube and orifice presented at the end, vagina, mouth, or anus. Continue reading

Chris Kinnk Reviews The UberKinky Cock Ring and Anal Ball Lock

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Author: Chris Kinnk

Here at Kinky Testers, we have always been big fans of ÜberKinky, their store is full of unique sex and bondage toys that you just don’t find elsewhere. Our last order from them included this rather serious looking cock ring and butt plug. Posted in their usual nondescript blue poly bags, inside our toys in simple and understated poly bags. This is the ÜberKinky way, quite far removed from more mainstream sex toy brands that seemingly put as much (or more) effort into packaging and presentation as the product itself. But never judge a book by it’s cover, for here we have one of the best cock rings we ever come across. Continue reading

Spartacus Butterfly Nipple Clamps by Chris Kinnk

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Everyone likes nipples. Tweak them, lick them, twist them, pinch them, suck them, play with them however you will; nipples are a great source of pain and pleasure. But when it comes to intensity, nipples clamps rule the roost. Which brings us to these Spartacus Butterfly Nipple Clamps, sent to us for review by Vibrations Direct. After posting about numerous experiments with DIY nipple clamps, it’s high time we reviewed something more serious. Hailing from the USA, Spartacus have been producing high quality, serious fetish and bondage gear for over 25 years.

Arriving in discreet packaging, the Spartacus nipple clamps were presented in a tasteful black and silver cardboard window box. No tacky images of open mouthed naked girls here. Upon opening, first impressions are good, the clamps are well made, finished with care, sturdy and feel satisfyingly robust.

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Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Series Shock Therapy Butterfly Stim Review By Chris Kinnk

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Originally Posted at: KinkyTesters.com

Author: Chris Kinnk

Electro-stimulation is something we at Kinky Testers have not played with extensively. Ms Kinnk does however own a TENS machine, but this is not something we have incorporated into our bedroom play. Rather it was used mostly for relieving the pain of labour and bad backs.

So, when ÜberKinky asked us to review this Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Butterfly Stim from Pipedream, we jumped at the opportunity. As with all ÜberKinky’s deliveries, the Butterfly Stim arrived promptly in discreet packaging. Good job too, as our next door neighbour is a postman!

The Butterly Stim is presented in a simple cardboard box with the contents wrapped in a bubble wrap bag. The box does feature a rather dodgy looking couple in the nip, with over-exaggerated sexy time expressions. Ms Kinnk cringed and laughed a bit. Not a good start, but we don’t like to judge a book by its cover here at Kinky Towers

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Fleshlight Stamnia Training Unit Review by Chris Kinnk

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Originally Posted At: Kinky Testers

Author: Chris Kinnk

So what does £55 do, that my right arm can’t do? Like many guys out there, I was initially rather sceptical of the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit (STU). While it is very acceptable and common for girls to own sex toys, for us guys it’s unusual and still a bit taboo. We tend to be less open and rather coy when it comes to sex toys and masturbation.

The Fleshlight STU is a stroking toy, that is a toy to wrap around your penis whilst masturbating with your hand as normal. Its intention is firstly to increase your pleasure and secondly over time, increase your stamina, so you can last longer during sex with your partner.

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Death by Orgasm: Vampire Vibe review by Chris Kinnk

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The Death By Orgasm Vampire vibrator is a small matt black bullet vibrator aimed at all the goths out there and who ever else has a fascination with Bram Stoker’s novels. On delivery, one can’t help but love the coffin shaped metal tin the vibrator is sleeping in. One imagines it has spent the last 600 years in there, whilst on route from Transylvania, to finally wake from its slumber and get ones blood rushing. The tin also makes great practical storage and keeps spare batteries safe and handy.

The Vampire features three different vibration speeds, which one can toggle between by repeatedly pressing the small end button. Vibrations are strong, intense and more powerful than many other bullet vibrators. Yet it keeps noise at acceptable levels, even on its most intense speed, maybe not the quietest, but it won’t wake dead

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We Vibe II Review by Chris Kinkk

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Author: Chris Kinnk

It came the other day. And 24 hours later, so did we.

I’ll start again. Mr Kinnk was out at work, doing important but boring stuff in an office somewhere. I was working at home and a ‘knock-knock’ came from the door. After I opened the door, Postman Pat (or it could have been Nigel or Barry) thrust the innocuous looking brown package into my hands. And I smiled a secret smile. My latest sex toy had arrived.

The We Vibe II is a very stylish and innovative toy from We Vibe. Their strap line is ‘Share the Pleasure’ and this is where the device differs from many other vibrators. The design allows the user to have sex at the same time as using the vibrator. Genius!

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